Hi ppl.
Remember how ppl used to tell u, "
Don't lie to your mother young boy.. Or .. "
Yea yea.. I remember all the taboos..
Ur teeth will fall out..
U'll be haunted throughout ur life when she's gone.. Ur
balls.. er.. sorry.. LOL.. that was extra..
Anyway.. here's a funny joke (at least i think its funny la) for peeps out there !
Kumar's mum went to visit him for dinner one day,
who lives with a lady roommate, Sunita during the course of his study.
During dinner, Kumar's mum couldnt help but notice how pretty Kumar's roomate was..
She had been long suspicious of a relationship between the two.. and it had made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, watching them interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate that meets the eye.
Reading her mother's thoughts.. Kumar said to his mother.. "I know what you're thinking mother.. But i assure u that Sunita and me are just roommates.."
Kumar's mum left after dinner..
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying.. "Ever since ur mother came to dinner, the silver chutney jar was missing, U dont suppose she took it do you?? "
Kumar replied, "Well i doubt it.. but i'll email her just to be sure.. "
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear mother,
I'm not saying that you "
did" take the chutney jar from my house
But i am also not saying that you "
did NOT" take the chutney jar. But the
fact remains that it has been missing since u came for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later.. Kumar received an email reply from his mother saying
Dear Kumar,
I'm not saying that you "
do" sleep with Sunita,
and I'm not saying that you "
do NOT" sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that,
IF she was sleeping in her own
room and bed.. she would have found the chutney jar
under her pillow...
Love Mum. =)
Lesson... Never lie to your mother...
Yes .. and it comes to many other secrets that will be revealed if you try lying .. lol
